A Call to Arms - Why should Gunners have all the fun?

So the inaugural post is up and the reviews streaming in via gChat are encouraging for several reasons.  First, people like the style and general idea of Let the Curve Do the Work ("LTCDTW").  Second, if people are chatting with me, they're not paying attention and that's the entire point - we're all just letting go and letting the curve work its magic.

Now that the word is out there, LTCDTW is recruiting the brightest and best to contribute.  The more people who write, the more shit you have to look at and the less you have to pay attention.  Like many of the corporate law firms many of us yearn to work for one day - and unlike those virile undergrads we now admire so much - this blog has standards.  Listed below are many of the attributes the most desirable candidates will possess.

• You have read all of espn.com and stumbled across semi-nude golfers or the latest word on cricket.
• You can identify many of you "friends" by their tanlines, thanks to Facebook.
• You've found pirate ships in the Gulf of Aden via Google Earth.
• You read other, less interesting blogs.
• You have the capacity to write a hilarious, yet possibly convincing cover letter.
• You have a B average.

Though there will be some aberrations, if you nodded your head to any of these, your professor probably saw you and will undoubtedly call on you soon so make eye contact now to let him/her know you're paying attention...all clear?...like I was saying, if you've done one of those you're qualified; if you meet all of them, you're me and we should get together to start a Utopian community.

In all seriousness, if you're interested in contributing, send me a writing sample that could feasibly go on the blog right away and, if it's good, I'll add you as an author.  Come on, people, let's do the damn thing.